
Smith Westerns @ Howler’s Coyote Cafe, 4-18-09
© Mahsa Borhani, 2009
Smith Westerns – Gimme Some Time // I first got turned onto these guys in April when they played night two of Totally Wired fest along with a slew of other bands. They were the first band to play that night (probably due to them being underage at a bar) and pretty much blew me away. Once they started playing, I couldn’t believe that four fresh faced boys in the tightest jeans possible could bust out some of the catchiest pop gems I’d heard in a while. “Gimme Some Time”, which is off of their self-titled LP, is one of my favorite songs, not only due to the steamy lyrics, but also cause of the rambunctious chorus, punk sensibility, and the very fitting garage rock sound. In fact, I don’t think there is a single song on this album that I don’t love.
Box Elders – Cougars // I have to admit, I’m constantly bewildered by Box Elders. First of all, their drummer is a multitasking fiend who can drum, shake a tambourine, and play an organ all at once. Secondly, they have the most bizarre outfits and do crazy shit like shoot flames during songs such as “Cougars.” Third of all, they don’t take them selves very seriously but somehow manage to make really well crafted pop compositions that are a force to be reckoned with. Their brand of rock differs greatly from the increasingly favored fuzzed out & distorted breed that populates the underground scene today–this is straightforward garage pop that serenades you with strong guitar melodies and jeers at you with an underlying punk attitude. Combine that with a few surf rock guitar licks and punchy bass lines, and it’s very hard not to break out dancing. I’m a little late on their game, having only been introduced to them in January, but these guys tour a fair amount and I’ll have the pleasure of seeing them for the third time in September. Check out their myspace to make sure you catch them on their upcoming tour–you don’t want to miss one of the most entertaining bands to have graced the midwest.

Box Elders @ Howler’s Coyote Cafe, 4-18-09
© Mahsa Borhani, 2009
Buzzcocks – Promises // Definitely an oldie, but one of my favorite songs off of the Love Bites re-issue that effectively displays the incredible talents of John Maher to the band’s rhythm section. Buzzcocks have always been a defining figure in pop punk and “Promises” really depicts the level of imagination they possessed in terms of lyricism, melodies, and percussion. I think that Pete Shelley’s vocal range stands out on this track and has a certain vigor and emotion that is sometimes void in their more popular songs.
Bricolage – Flowers of Deceit // My first taste of Bricolage was “Footsteps” back when it was still an orphaned child with no album to call its own. I was very glad to finally hear the full length LP they released last year and also glad that none of their slightly lackluster demo tracks made the cut. Bricolage demonstrate a talent that is sadly absent from many American bands’ repertoires–harmonizing. The harmonizing is truly cohesive and deftly peppered in. I never realize what I am missing on some songs I hear until I realize it is solid vocal harmonies. You could have a good melody and it will just be flat without throwing in a tertian harmony or two; it’s why 90s top 40 pop hits are fucking great. With two guitarists, three vocalists, and really solid drumming, Bricolage stand miles ahead of other bands in their realm such as Franz Ferdinand or the eerily identical vocals of Dogs Die in Hot Cars. The chummy vocals on many of their tracks become more endearing with each repeating listen, instead of increasingly annoying, as I tend to find with other similar bands. This whole album has taken my fancy and there are a slew of other masterfully mixed songs such as “Turn U Over”, “Looting Takes the Waiting Out of Wanting”, “6th For Poet”, and of course–”Footsteps.” If you’re a slut for brit-pop, I warn you not to sleep on these guys–you will regret it.
X-Wife – Heart of the World // I kind of forgot about this band until I accidentally stumbled upon their 2008 full length album, Are You Ready For the Blackout?, a few weeks ago. I first heard “When the Lights Turn Off” a few years ago and was convinced they were British and emulating the Klaxons or something. You can understand how confused I was when I found out they were Portuguese and had more embedded in their talents than just being able to make very catchy dance rock. I think “Heart of the World” is a good example of that; it not only represents an uncanny resemblance to The Rapture, but it also takes the weirdo tinge out of their sound and adds a bit more of a post punk and melodramatic feel to everything. The synth also accompanies their music rather well–slightly cheesy yet still appropriate as it maintains a continuous personality throughout the majority of the songs from their album. Overall, the album remains quite accessible to mainstream tastes–despite the band being pretty unknown in the states–and I’ve found it to be a good source for addictive summer jams.
Blank Dogs – Open Shut // Blank Dogs are a diverse and talented band that I’ve criminally disregarded for a while. I missed the show they played in Pittsburgh in March, brushed off the hints I got last April & October, and ignored all the rave reviews from friends. Compared to their previous releases, Under and Under goes in a different direction with more centralized songs, a cleaner recording aesthetic, as well as a strong nod to coldwave influences. Basically, this is the kind of sound that shitty bands like She Wants Revenge are probably striving for. Blank Dogs’ angular melodies are somewhat reminiscent of the A-Frames, and similar to what Fredericksburg band Ceremony are also currently toying around with. I have to admit that the album took a little while to grow on me, but once you accustom yourself with their sound, you’re sent to an altered state adrift with oddball vocals, peculiar synth, and alarming guitar lines; together they form a soundscape which invokes feelings of nostalgia and despondency. “Open Shut”, in particular, is suffused with that kind of creepy, coasting-on-by attitude which is prominent in the band’s musical identity.
TV Ghost – The Recluse // The only chance I ever had to see this band was completely ruined due to them getting arrested for drinking underage, or some shit, somewhere in small town PA, therefore being unable to play their Pittsburgh show in April, as well as a handful of other shows on their tour. Very unfortunate, for sure, seeing as their newest album Cold Fish bears that same brand of weirdo rock that tends to spawn in Detroit rather than the band’s hometown of Lafayette, IN. The first thing I got from this track was that it sounded so much like The (now disbanded) Arm, from Texas. The whole album possesses a horror appeal to it–mostly from the reeling synth, erratic guitar and dingy bass–kind of like what Human Eye or Francis Harold and the Holograms have going on. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if there were a larger, conceptual narrative present in the album with more listens.
Pissed Jeans – Pleasure Race // Pissed Jeans…what else is there to say? I have been anxiously waiting for them to drop a new album and when I heard “False Jesii Part 2″ I knew we were in for something magical. The 2007 release of Hope for Men was slightly disappointing, considering the earlier standard they had set with quite memorable songs such as “Closet Marine”, “Ashamed of My Cum” and “I’m Sick.” Pissed Jeans have always had a gross humor that they’ve enforced with grating guitar riffs, grimacing yells, and fast bass lines and then also with slower, heavier, wandering compositions; I’m glad to hear that the drums finally get a more considerate mix in the songs. “Pleasure Race” remains as one of my top three favorite songs off King Of Jeans with the repetitive guitar, driving drums, and vocal diatribe that Matt Korvette is notorious for. Once again, Pissed Jeans embrace mundane subjects, contradict the socially acceptable ones, and turn it all into some sort of idolatry. In addition, there are a couple of surprising tracks on the album–such as “R-Rated Movie,” where the instrumentals sound initially uncharacteristic compared to earlier work. Nevertheless, the song then descends into a raging chorus that lauds blood, sex & violence–contrasting the excitement of all the action to the narrator’s seemingly boring life. Who else writes a song about this shit, seriously? So fucking good. The album officially drops on August 18th so be sure to pick it up.
Since I’ve been really inactive and am probably about to be even more negligent starting in two weeks, here is a nice little “half” mix for the end of the summer and the start of the school year. Enjoy.

© Mahsa Borhani, 2009
B2S MIX 2009
- The Billionaires – The End of Summer Song
- The Hives – Fall Is Just Something Grown-Ups Invented
- Witch Hats – I Can’t Stay At Home
- Cheap Time – Back To School
- Blank Dogs – Books
- Mission of Burma – Academy Fight Song
Speaking of Witch Hats, here’s something to look forward to (dated June 15th):
We’ve got a new recording due out in a couple of months (our old label folded and we’ve had to organise a release through another one causing big crappy delays). Its a 6 song 10″ vinyl EP.
Remember when I used to update with new shows and then I had a little section at the bottom that said what I was jamming to? This is that except with a small review of each artist/song. I am moving back to Kansas City next week. I will NOT be updating Pittsburgh shows anymore or keeping up with them. Instead I will start doing KC again. If you want to know about shows I have been to, go to my flickr, the photos are all there. Except not any photos from the Kim Phuc – Erase Errata – ADULT show last night at CMU. I have my regrets but I was also high and eating gummi bears so what the fuck. HERE WE GO:

© Mahsa Borhani, 2009
DRUNKDRIVER – January 2nd // I snagged this one off of Jonathan from www.builtonaweakspot.com and I sincerely wish I had bought this 7″ when DD played pittsburgh, because they were pretty much the best act that night. Imagine speakers being completely blown from how loud a guitar is while the drummer ravages his kit and an incredibly histrionic dude tears up his lungs in order to tell you what is killing him inside. Lyrics like “It doesn’t fucking matter that there’s no one left to forgive me” cannot be described more perfectly than by DD’s sound. The hatred, despondency and insanity that is contained in this music is not for everyone, but if you’re into a crossbreed of noise and hardcore this is the cream of the crop.
FM Knives – 20/20 // straight out of Sacramento, this pop punk band has some of the most driving songs I have heard in a while. No whiny annoying voice, no tired riffs, and overflowing with beautiful lyrics and bass lines that don’t take their lead from the melody or drum rhythm but create a whole world of their own. this song actually has a BASS SOLO in it…wtf. This band was formed in 2001 but they have the sincerity and energy of punk from the beginning of the movement. Bummer that they broke up.
Hot Snakes – Plenty for All // Hot Snakes are in my top 5 favorite bands. Rick Froberg is an incredible vocalist–he conveys urgency, rage, and a jarring frankness all at once; besides Rick’s vocals, his guitar playing combined with John Reis’s guitar licks created such a powerful wall of sound. This particular song is probably as close to radio friendly they had ever gotten since it is less intense than the rest of their work and tinged with pop.
Obits – Back and Forth // Obits are Rick Froberg’s new band after the break up of Hot Snakes. Although it’s still prominently punk, a lot of it reminds me of early 60s rock or Stooges-era hard rock–it kinda has this cock rock swagger that just jams out. With super catchy bass lines and taunting guitar melodies that are less jagged than work that Hot Snakes did, Obits will probably get much more recognition than Hot Snakes did (at least while HS was still formed). “Back and Forth” pulls you in between a drum beat reminiscent of Ronettes’ “Be My Baby” and a chorus that’s steeped in a Beach Boys sound.
Foreign Born – Into Your Dream // Foreign Born changed their mix of new wave and folk rock to a more direct rock and roll approach in this song. I’m not particularly a huge fan of Foreign Born–although they were quite good when they opened for St. Vincent at the Warhol last year–but I really like this song. So fun and addictive. Who doesn’t love sleigh bells?
Mas y Mas – The White Visitation // Hilarious lyrics and furious acoustic strumming. Sounds quite different from other Mas Y Mas when you take out the drum machine, the cheeky guitar and the cheesy synths but still very mesmerizing. I am infatuated with the masterminds behind this band and am only living in this world so I can one day see them live. They almost make me regret moving back to the midwest since I will be that many more miles away from their aura.
Ra Ra Riot – Too Too Too Fast // For a band that only started in 2006, Ra Ra Riot have quite deftly navigated the indie rock waters. Their songs burst at the seams with furious bass lines, frenetic violin, calming cello, and sensitive vocals that are a mix between romance and agitation. Seeing them live last February totally sold me–they are so incredibly TIGHT for six young musicians and have true charisma and energy on stage. I can’t usually deal with choppy and repetitive lyrics, but this song is one of my favorites off their debut album.
I realize that I don’t post enough music on here anymore because I am either too busy or lazy, and that we are a little low in the art department, but it’s gonna change when I get back to school! In order to make up for a summer low on music, I am presenting everyone with a travel mix I made. Each song title describes a part of my journey back to the ‘burgh. ENJOY!

1. Battle – One More Night
2. 1990s – Thinking of Not Going
3. ADULT. – Plagued by Fear
4. My Teenage Stride – To Live and Die in the Airport Lounge
5. Friendly Fires – On Board
6. The Walkmen – The Blue Route
7. Tic Toc Tokyo – Points of Correspondence
8. Thao Nguyen – Travel
9. French Kicks – The Way You Arrive
10. Crystal Skulls – Away From Home
11. Vampire Weekend – Campus
12. The Colour – Black Summer

Will update soon, but for now enjoy your Fourth of July, I will enjoy my birthday on the 5th, and you can check out my fucking dance-a-licious muxtape:
http://solipsized.muxtape.com
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Seyran and I teamed up to make an ultra sexy 40 minute mix for you. I picked all the songs, and Seyran mixed them for me into one continuous DJ set. He did a fucking stellar job, so check it out, BEBE.
TRACKLISTING
Russ Chimes – Mulsanne
Breakbot – Summer Party
Kill The Noise – Hey You (Le Castle Vania Remix)
Villains – Rock It
Shakes – Sister Self Doubt
The Dance Inc – The Boy Who (Fukkk Offf Remix)
Dirty Secrets – Five Feet of Snow (Miami Horror Remix)
Pfunkt – Sexercise
The Black Ghosts – I Want Nothing (Extended Mix)
The Bell – Target Group (C90’s Remix)
Simian Mobile Disco – Love
DOWNLOAD THE GIGASEY MIX (78.8 mb)
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Holiday breaks are about relaxing, and that’s what you should do this thanksgiving. Forget about that ten-page research paper. Listen to this mix, imbibe the clean, cold air & wrap yourself in the cool linen of your bedsheets.
1. My My – Menomena
2. Upside Down Reconstruction – mojib
3. Bottles and Bones (Shades and Sympathy) – Califone
4. Knife – Grizzly Bear
5. Sunbaby – The High Violets
6. Sunstroke – Lise Westzynthius
7. Stich Me Up – Minus Story
8. Foothills – The Metal Hearts
9. In a State – mojib
10. Strange as Snow – The Turn-ons
11. Warm Where You Lay – The Rosebuds
12. Unwind – The Rosebuds
13. Northwestern Girls – Say Hi to Your Mom
14. Mexico (Every Last Buffalo) – Through the Sparks
15. Driving – Gazelles
16. Heatstroke – Magic Bullets
17. Ruby – Utah Carol
18. Come Back Baby – Utah Carol
DOWNLOAD: chill mix, 77 minutes



